The Closet Goblin Chronicles
Welcome, fellow creatures of shadow and commerce! Step into my humble closet kingdom where I document the sacred arts of goblin merchantry, the ancient codes we live by, and the delicate dance of staying hidden from human eyes.
Merchant Level
Journeyman Trader
47 successful closet transactions
Lore Mastery
Ancient Keeper
Custodian of 127 sacred codes
Stealth Rating
Shadow Master
Zero human detections this year!
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Advanced diplomatic strategies for closet harmony...
Sacred Wisdom
Code #42: The Silent Footstep
Never let your footsteps echo in human halls...
Human Interference Protocol 7
What to do when they reorganize YOUR closet...